# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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