i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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what are you doing with your life
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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