And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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