You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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