69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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