i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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