Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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