you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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