i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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