Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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