Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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