We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
She announced her abortion via fbk
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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