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(315): View more from New York

were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two

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(313): View more from Michigan

Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?

(734): View more from Michigan

She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years

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(585): View more from New York

I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?

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(718): View more from New York

you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes

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(406): View more from Montana

i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.

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(956): View more from Texas

found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.

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(503): View more from Oregon

You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.

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First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it

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