I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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