She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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