Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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