I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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