Betty ford says i'm here all night
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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