Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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