I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Dick very happy bro
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
