Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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