great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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