I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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