I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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