at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
