I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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