no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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