If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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