We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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