I want to stick my p in your. b.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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