I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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