there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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