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(443): View more from Maryland

party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there

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(740): View more from Ohio

They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar

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(858): View more from California

Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move

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(847): View more from Illinois

oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY

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(917): View more from New York City

"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro

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(410): View more from Maryland

Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.

(440): View more from Ohio

Ok. That just sounds baller.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!

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