it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize
