Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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