just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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