Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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