I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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