quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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