Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
birth control should be required to get into college
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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