If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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