okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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