Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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