His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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