It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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