Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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