I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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