How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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