officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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