after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
My vagina is very pro this idea
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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