school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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