New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Randomize
