It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
the room spins SO much faster in panama
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
