The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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