I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
is it fun? or sober?
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