Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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