sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I want to fling myself into the sun
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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